i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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