I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
