As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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