you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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