have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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