so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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