I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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