We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She's like a pop up book from hell.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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