so let's talk penis.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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