YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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