It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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