porn star boner night. come get it.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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