Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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