So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I wish life had little blips of pornography
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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