I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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