Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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