I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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