You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
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Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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