somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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