Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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