i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
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I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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