super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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