We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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