it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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