Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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