absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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