So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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