You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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