Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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