when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Randomize
