real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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