absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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