That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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