And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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