I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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