he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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