So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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