We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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