OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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