it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
i think i just lost a toe
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
