dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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