The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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