Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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