Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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