just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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