Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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