I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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