So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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