I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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