i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
where am i from again
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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