The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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