ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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