Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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